Vagina Buffet

Santa Baby

I was just listening to Eartha Kitt’s “Santa Baby” and the lyrics reminded me of my time in the salon prior to Christmas day. 

Come and trim my Christmas tree, 
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s.

Like hairdressers, beauticians are ridiculously busy before the arrival of the red-suited man. It’s a phenomenon I personally don’t understand, but for whatever reason, women must be waxed and their hair must be preened. Not all women of course, but a large majority.

In salon times, I worked 14-hour days before December 25^th. Brazilian waxing and placing sparkly Swarovski crystals on freshly waxed lady bits. All in the name of some lighthearted vajazzling fun.

But those days have gone and here we are at the end of another year.

It’s been a crazy one for me. Renovating our family home, entertaining a 4-year-old toddler and swapping waxing for laser hair removal. Oh, laser treatment, where have you been all my life?! I love you more than waxing itself.

I’m hoping to start writing again in the new year, but for now, I’m just trying to get through the festive fog. Thank you all for your unconditional support. I wish you the merriest of times and super safe travels.

Merry berries! SJx

 

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Vajazzling

Cheers to everyone who participated in our recent e-poll "have you ever vajazzled your vajayjay?" I'm thrilled that 25% of you do. I know when I jazz up my 'jayjay' it makes me walk with a spring in my step and a smile on my face.. perhaps you should try it?

Vajazzling (for the 38% of you who asked "what the hell is it...?) is where vaginas meet bedazzling. A freshly waxed fanny is spotted with Swarovski crystals in shapes or initials and there you have it, a sparkly disco ball in your panties!

In the salon, I've been putting bling on people's things for years, but only recently was it made famous by Jennifer Love Hewitt and her post break-up solution for unhappy fannies.