Vagina Buffet

Girly Chat Room: Unwanted hair

So I was out to dinner with the girls last month discussing hair removing techniques whilst waiting for our mains to arrive. Andrea (meticulously groomed and gorgeous mother of one) piped up and said... "I've told Eamon (very understanding husband of hers) that if I have a stroke or I am in a coma, he's to pluck the dark hairs from my chin and keep my eyebrows perfectly manicured."

Wow....! WOW....! In all my years beside a waxing table, in amongst all the crazy requests and situations, throughout my twenty plus years of personal grooming, I had never thought to discuss this! Ever! With anyone! Sure I've openly discussed organ donation with my husband, but never hair-removing maintenance in a stroke or coma circumstance?

I guess this is a difficult subject to raise with loved ones, we never want to think of ourselves in this position, but note to my family and friends: If I am ever unable to physically remove unwanted hair from my face, I give you full permission to wax and tweeze my problem areas and tint my eyelashes, but please, PLEASE keep my eyebrow shape as it is, don't go crazy with the plucking, just the stray hairs underneath.

How about you? What's your unwanted hair story?

Vajazzling

Cheers to everyone who participated in our recent e-poll "have you ever vajazzled your vajayjay?" I'm thrilled that 25% of you do. I know when I jazz up my 'jayjay' it makes me walk with a spring in my step and a smile on my face.. perhaps you should try it?

Vajazzling (for the 38% of you who asked "what the hell is it...?) is where vaginas meet bedazzling. A freshly waxed fanny is spotted with Swarovski crystals in shapes or initials and there you have it, a sparkly disco ball in your panties!

In the salon, I've been putting bling on people's things for years, but only recently was it made famous by Jennifer Love Hewitt and her post break-up solution for unhappy fannies.